Sunday, August 23, 2015

Should I Fire This Thing Back Up Again?

Gee whiz, there's a lot of dust on everything here. It kinda looks like I've haven't posted in a while.

At least there are no critters anywhere. That I can see. At least.

So, I should probably get this blog humming again like the well-oiled machine it once was. There's certainly no shortage of things to opine upon: the upcoming presidential elections, the long-overdue revelations of the murderers over at Planned Infanticide, Hillary Clinton's possible perpwalk over her many failures to secure classified information, not to mention her and Bubba's "charity" that sells access and political favors to "donors."

The economy is still dragging bottom. Millions of Americans are still out of work. The deficit is still outrageously high. Politicians are still ignoring the overwhelming will of the people. The EPA has turned into the nation's biggest polluter.

In other words, Situation Normal: All Fucked Up.

So, obviously I haven't gotten through to the nation's movers and shakers. The answers to these and all the other problems that beset us are deceptively simple: listen to me and follow my instructions. In no time at all, everything will be sunshine, lollipops and rainbows. Smiling puppies and beautiful girls in bikinis bearing exotic drinks await all those in power who dare to follow my brilliant solutions.

Because, as I look around, y'all certainly don't know what to do. If you did, we wouldn't be in this mess.

So stay tuned. I'll be on my usual schedule, which is no schedule at all. If I find something in the news that propels me to write, I shall.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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