Al Gore is getting an honorary degree from the University of Tennessee. He's getting a B.S. in BS.
Boobs do so cause earthquakes. No, they don't. Yes they do, no they don't...
I Need a Freakin' Job! Unfortunately, there are far too many who do.
Like we couldn't tell. Eric Holder hasn't read the Arizona anti-illegal immigration law he criticized.
What every hotel needs: a vending machine for gold. Original title: a gold vending machine. Well, both are accurate since it's covered with gold leaf. Could a machine that dispenses Jaguars be far away? Perhaps, but I don't think it'll fit in the lobby...
And to think, all this time I thought you were supposed to vote for the pig.
Is your Teddy Bear a bit stressed these days? Show that you love him by giving him a vacation.
Have a good weekend.