It's not from David Letterman, but here are the Top 10 reasons the Obama administration is in meltdown mode.
It's somehow not the same without the pictures. The Kama Sutra is being made into an audio book.
File this under "It could be worse". Doctors remove pea from man's lung. At least he wasn't eating watermelon...
It's not my job. Read the contract.
Silly me, I thought you cooked them first.
Mmmmm, fried butter and other fair foods.
"Oh Grandfather, do tell us about the summer you spent in South Australia harvesting kangaroo droppings again. That story never gets old."
There is no fun in Islam.
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