Friday Bits of Tid, SEC Championship Edition

Auburn takes on South Carolina for all the marbles in the SEC Championship game tomorrow. As much as it pains me to type it, War Eagle!

And now, after weeks of delay, the post you've all been waiting for, (drum roll, please)

ta da!

Friday Bit of Tid!

Thank you very much. Please hold your applause or we'll never get through this.

On this day in 1979, the last Pacer limped off the assembly line. Eventually, the American Motors Company would too.

This would be the perfect Christmas gift for, um, somebody. Lee Harvey Oswald's coffin. Assassin not included.

Give me back my boobehs. A German man who paid for his girlfriends' *ahem* enhancements, wants them back after she reneged on her agreement to stay with him for a year.

How Guinness keeps us entertained between pints. World Record Day.

It's beginning to eel a lot like Christmas. And no, that's not a typo.

Duude, like, do you need any drugs?

Remember when folks used to paint themselves into a corner? Consider this an upgrade.

Alotta Felina II

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Have a good'un, y'all.