Hey, it's a holiday. At least for those lucky enough to have a job, that is. Today is a good day for more football, golf, and saving beers from an icy death. Oh, and cooking outside.
Now I'm hungry. And thirsty.
Let the games begin...
There's a boob joke in there somewhere. Politician raffles off breast implant. Maybe more than one.
Lloyd's of London is insuring Pittsburgh Steelers' Troy Polamalu's hair for $1M, not his hands.
Homeless man calls from hot tub to request a cup of hot chocolate and a hug. I'm sure his new cellmate, Bubba, will be glad to accommodate him.
Taking a tourist's first question and turning it into a tour.
While we're *ahem* on the subject, how much am I bid for J. D. Salinger's toilet? $1 million going once, twice... and now on to our next item, John Lennon's loo.
Founding member of ELO killed not by rock and roll lifestyle, but by a bale of hay.
Send your child to Drake University where the standards are high.
What is this world coming to when an ad for a handbag company is deemed too sexy for Italy? Prudes.
And finally, Zack Nash for President.
Y'all enjoy y'all selves, back to the grind tomorrow...