Whee! It's Friday!
It's official. LeBron James is headed to Miami to play for the Heat. He'll have a much better chance of being beaten by Kobe and the Lakers that way.
That's not a bathtub. This is a bathtub.
...then they came for the crocodiles, and still, I was silent. German police arrest a crocodile.
There is no fun in Islam.
This is your brain. This is your brain on rainbows.
When garlic is outlawed, only outlaws will have garlic.
Woman drives into liquor store again. Alcohol may have been involved.
Paul, the psychic World Cup octopus, is on a roll. Or in a pan with a garlic saute, depending on who you're rooting for. He has competition from a parakeet. Of course, the winner receives this genuine replica of the World Cup trophy made of cocaine.
And finally, vote Democrat.