Al Gore: Is There Anything He Can't Do?

2-term Vice-President, son of a Congressman (doesn't that roll off the tongue like a good curse), inventor of this Internet thingy, climatologist, planetary physicist, and now,

Poet (page down a ways).

This is a good poem if you're a middle-schooler.

If you're an adult, not so much.

But it's very funny in light of ClimateGate and his continuing refusal to debate anyone about it. The more he talks, the more absurd he sounds when it's becoming common knowledge that those reponsible for data gathering have, shall we say, been less than honest in their efforts.

Keep on talking there, Al. In iambic pentameter, if possible.