And a lovely Friday it is, lads and lassies.
Team USA has won its pool and will advance to the next round of World Cup competition. Not bad for a team the referees don't seem to like.
And now news from the wide world of nature.
A restaurant in Arizona is serving up lion meat burgers. I'll bet the burp afterwards sounds like a roar. And you want a gazelle for dessert.
You knew I was a snake before you took me in. A conservationist known for rescuing snakes is dead after being bitten by a cobra. One Darwin Award, coming right up.
Cruising with kittehs. Cat lady loses custody of the 15 cats she was driving around. She was driving a Pontiac Catalina.
It was a moooving ceremony. Man forced to marry his cow.
Stop me if you've heard this one before. A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says...
Y'all come back now, y'hear?