The US Open is under way at scenic Pebble Beach. Both Tiger and Lefty have their work cut out for them.
World Cup Team USA has just kissed Slovenia's sister - 2-2. Which brings up the question: can we tie our way to victory? I'm just askin'...
And now, for the post both of you have been waiting for.
Someone needs to call the alien mothership and tell them to come retrieve this thing we call an Obama. It has obviously malfunctioned and is in dire need of some sort of repair. It gave a speech that only an off-worlder could appreciate (namely Keith Olberman) last Tuesday. The rest of us Earthlings were left scratching our heads. The man I want to be when I grow up, Charles Krauthammer, rebuts the speech here.
If you didn't believe in angels before you read this, you may afterwards. Heart, cockles, warming. Some assembly required.
Conversely, Beelzebub stops a census.
And speaking of the devil, scientists are trying to map his genes. I wish they'd put a little more effort into finding out what a boffin is and why they seem to be constantly amazed.
Con-conversely, the Vatican considers the Blues Brothers a Catholic classic. Also count Crossroads with Ralph Macchio.
It would appear as though the World Cup is a matter of life and death to some, depending on where you watch. Also remember, there's no fun in Islam.
It was only a matter of time before they started replicating.
And finally, we present a scene in a high school counselor's office in about ten years. "Jimmy, when did you first know that you wanted to be an astronaut?"
"Well, Mr. Waterski, I was seven at the time..."
Y'all have a good'un' and Go Team USA and Lefty!