The end of a week of blowouts and boats and blown calls, oh my.
Mr. Wizard is spinning in his grave: A Mentos and Coke powered vehicle. Can you drink the exhaust?
This just in. Finnish Police have solved all known crimes in meatspace and are currently on the lookout for virtual furniture thieves.
I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlord, um, ministers.
England's employment rate is rising.
I'll have whatever the translucent gentlemen in the corner is having.
Just for fun, try explaining to your mates in the holding cell that you were arrested for chasing cheese.
I'm not gonna ask 'cause I don't wanna know. Man gets probation in dirty diaper theft.
Y'all have a good weekend now, y'hear?