Yo, yo, yo, y'all. It's been a pretty good week, all things considered. Our economy is still on life support, gas prices are through the roof and you think you're getting stronger because you can now lift one bag of groceries that costs $75 where you couldn't do that last year.
Still, all that pales, for a while at least, next to the news that we took out the world's most wanted man. The daring raid proved that even though we elected the worst president in recent memory, he still managed to do something right.
There's a first time for everything.
Let us tid with vim and vigor.
Are you in the market for a car? Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is for sale. The tires should be in really good shape.
Imagine for a moment that you're on a beach in Hawaii with your family. You ask a stranger to take a picture. You then discover the guy you asked is your long-lost half brother.
Fryer grease rustlers.
It seems you just can't trust drug dealers anymore. Man calls 911 after being shortchanged in crack deal. What is this world coming to?
Move over, Samuel Adams. The Father of our Country also had a beer recipe. You can taste it at a Manhattan bar called Rattle and Hum on May 18.
From the sidebar over at Ace's Place comes this video of a poor, bacon-deprived dog who can talk...
Holy advice in the grocery store.
And finally, this is for all the Mutha's out there.
Also, if you don't mind, could you take a minute and say a prayer for a very good friend of mine who's in the hospital fighting for his life? Just a small one for his comfort, wisdom for his doctors, and strength for his family and friends. Many thanks.