I think Obama's speech should answer any questions about Obama's religion once and for all.
Oh, well, let us tid in peace.
As if we didn't have enough to worry about, the CDC is now saying be prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse. I guess they can't keep them contained inside the halls of Congress anymore.
Police get a break in the search for those dastardly fryer grease thieves. "Officers noticed the tank "smelled like old, stale french fries." That used to be called a "dead giveaway."
Police comb city for mullet-wearing bandit. Robbery in the front, felony in the back.
Prague Zoo sells
Technology is a wonderful thing. A paralyzed student walks to graduation. Man gets new bionic hand. As Insty says, more of this, please.
Duude, check this out. Like, some dude named Stoner got busted for, um, uh, I'll remember it in a minute, man. Anyway, dude, it was, like, really funny, man.
What the well-dressed Seal Team 6 dog is wearing this season.
And finally, the World's Most Useless Machine.
Y'all do have a good 'un, y'heah.