Friday Bits of Tid: Dead Computer Edition

This blog's main computer, the awesome new Cray, is now a doorstop, having failed its inital boot-up this morning. So there may be some slight spieelin spawel spelling eerroors errors since the computer normally controls my fingertips. Hopefully, it won't last long.

Al Gore is getting an honorary degree from the University of Tennessee. He's getting a B.S. in BS.

Boobs do so cause earthquakes. No, they don't. Yes they do, no they don't...

I Need a Freakin' Job! Unfortunately, there are far too many who do.

Like we couldn't tell. Eric Holder hasn't read the Arizona anti-illegal immigration law he criticized.

What every hotel needs: a vending machine for gold. Original title: a gold vending machine. Well, both are accurate since it's covered with gold leaf. Could a machine that dispenses Jaguars be far away? Perhaps, but I don't think it'll fit in the lobby...

And to think, all this time I thought you were supposed to vote for the pig.

Is your Teddy Bear a bit stressed these days? Show that you love him by giving him a vacation.

Have a good weekend.