Friday, August 10, 2012

The Onion - Mitt Responsible for JonBenet Ramsey's Disappearance

Well, it appears we have something of a problem on our hands with this Romney fellow. Since the Obama SuperPAC ad connecting him with the death by cancer of one of Obama's union buddies hit the airwaves, other facts have begun to surface, as Ace and the Morons point out.

It would seem as though this Romney fellow is responsible for far more than that. Add to the list; JonBenet Ramsey, the kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby, dyspepsia, Nicole Brown Simpson, the housing crash of 2008, the entire Kennedy Clan, the extinction of the dinosaurs, the Hindenburg crash, Bobby Ewing, painful rectal itch, the burning of Rome, Sonny Bono, Abel, Gabby Giffords...

...and any pet you've ever loved.

Hope that clears everything up for everybody.

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